I found this old Calgary Herald article in a box of sentimental items. I love these! Even if you are a non-church goer or don’t follow religion you should still be able to understand the jokes. Brings back the memories! I can’t stop chuckling as I copy this into a post.
- Don’t let worry kill you- let the church help
- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community
- Wednesday, the Ladies’ Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing Put Me in my Little Bed, accompanied by the pastor
- Thursday, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.
- This being Easter Sunday, we ask that Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar
- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be What is Hell? Come early, and listen to our choir practise
- The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children
- The eight-graders will be performing Shakepeare’s Hamlet in the church basement on Friday. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
There seems to be some overlap but more funny REAL bloopers can be read at:
http://www.tallrite.com/LightRelief/churchbloopers.htm
http://www.angelfire.com/tx4/BulletinBloopers/
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