(Lots of noise erupting from the bedroom where mother and ash prepare for bed.) (I ask jie, Did i hear ash call mum a mooncake??) (Mum: I’M NOT A CAKE!) (Mum exits bedroom and pops head into study room to seek enlightenment.)
Mum: What’s a noob cake?
Me: Like a mooncake but different
Jie: No it’s not!
Me: Same same but different.
Jie: It just means you’re a noob.
Mum: What’s a noob?
Me: A newbie.
Mum: What’s a newbie.
Me: It means you’re new to something.
Jie: And therefore, Lousy.
Mum: She’s dead!
Mum (to ash): YOU CALL ME A LOUSY CAKE!
*dies laughing.
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